Since this is a bizarre porn blog, I’d be remiss in not mentioning the 2 Girls, 1 Cup shock video meme that’s been making the rounds as of late.
In case you’ve been living in a cave the last few weeks, 2 Girls 1 Cup is a very disgusting clip from a scatological Brazilian porn video featuring two otherwise hot girls. A Miami lawyer who distributed these videos in the U.S. was recently convicted of obscenity charges. The Smoking Gun has the scoop.
2 Girls 1 Cup is just the latest in a series of scatological shock memes such as Goatse and Tubgirl. This wiki has a huge list of shock sites, for the morbidly curious.
Perhaps the most significant effect of 2G1C are the hundreds of reaction videos posted on YouTube where unsuspecting friends and family members are subjected to scat porn. The grandmother one is very popular and quite funny.
In case you arrived here looking for it, here is is. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
In retrospect, it seems that - despite the wide variety of filth available today - everything was just a little bit nastier in the 70s. From grindhouse flicks to early pornos, there was a palpable sense of sleaze. Taboos were being shattered, and low-budget peddlers of violence and smut pushed the boundaries of what was considered acceptable.
By the standards of this blog, bondage is just a little too common - dare we say normal - to bother addressing. But a series like Sadistic 70’s - with titles such as Whipped to Orgasm, Black Rituals of Satanic Sex Cults, and Brutal Lesbians - is worth mentioning. A collection of bondage shorts and reels, Sadistic 70s shows what bondage films were like before the big studios brought it into the mainstream.
Highlights include The Roots of Slavery, where a white couple uses a black teen slave for their enjoyment; blood drawn from chewed up cock in Sweet Bitch; anal sex, mummification and pagan rituals in Lucifer’s Lust and Cult of Sadists. Many popular 70s and 80s porn stars got their start in these bondage loops, including Uschi Digard, Little Oral Annie, Rene Bond and more.
This is a good time to mention my new website, Classic Porn Showcase. Just like this site, you can watch thousands of vintage, 70s and 80s porn videos. Plus, you get 30 minutes free!
I have to admit, midget porn kinda creeps me out a little bit. Perhaps it’s a distaste for midgets in general, like that show “Little People, Big World.” I hate that guy. On a related note, here’s a link to that clip from South Park where Cartman fights a midget.
There’s been a relative explosion in midget porn over the last few years, with several studios cranking out midget porn videos on a regular basis. But considering the rarity of midgets willing to appear in porn videos, the same few actors appear over and over again. Which, when you think about it, is no different than the glossy superstar porn videos cranked out by big studios like Vivid.
The biggest (or shall we say, littlest) superstar in midget porn is Bridget “The Midget” Powerz. Of the nearly 100 midget titles in our library, she stars in at least half of them. From the neck up, she’s rather attractive! She’s appeared on TV shows such as Howard Stern, Cathouse and the Surreal Life. Other midget pornstars include Gidget the Midget, Twidget the Midget (tired of these midget names yet?), Tinny Tyler and Black Cinnamon.
And let’s not forget the little men! Representing the streets are Lil Pimp Hand, the 3′ 11″ midget with the 10″ cock, and IncrediblePass.com’s Baby Gangster, a hung 3-footer spunking on well-endowed multi-racial street chicks.
Here’s some free midget porn video clip galleries:
The latest episode of Martin Sargent’s (of TechTV’s Unplugged fame) Web Drifter is an interview with Harold “Leather Oaks” Ivey, the man behind LeatherOaks.org. I’ve previously written about Leather Oaks in a post about rubber fetishes.
Mr. Ivey is a strident rubber and leather fetishist who’s very open about his passion. Here he gives Martin Sargent a tour of his home, talks about the life-sized wetsuited dolls he sleeps with and engages in a discussion about pre-cum.
Finally, a video that combines smoking, spanking and nun fetishes, along with ‘human ashtrays’ and a traumatizing dose of repressed Catholic guilt!
A young hoodlum is discovered smoking in the schoolroom by ‘Sister Morgana’. ‘Sister Irene’ was out patrolling the grounds when a cigarette fell from the sky. Additionally, this pupil had ‘hocked a loogy’ on the chalk board. Strict over the knee spanking and brutal hairbrush discipline. The punishment box is put to good use with rope bondage featuring ‘fanny attention’ with the taws and razor strap. A perverse smoking fetish scene by Morgana and Boss using the pupil as an ashtray. This is a must have for your collection, especially if you have the strict Catholic upbringing to boot!
4chan’s Rule 34 states that for anything you can think of, there is likely some type of porn for it. Dragons having sex with cars takes that idea to a absurd extreme. This meme, currently one of the top posts on Digg, consists of several paintings of dragons having sex with car tailpipes, or flooding vehicles with gallons of dragon semen.
Apparently the pleasures of a hot metal exhaust pipe is not just limited to fictional fantasy creatures. An ancient text file, “Dekhyr Dragon’s Guide to Sex with Cars,” details how one can achieve sexual gratification with a car’s tailpipe (without seriously injuring oneself). Did you know you don’t need to worry about giving a car an STD? “If you do not use a condom and you come inside the car, ten or fifteen minutes of driving will kill off anything inside.”
A notorious article from The Sun tells the story of Chris, a car mechanic and his liaisons with over 20 different automobiles, such as “Lydia, a BMW 735i that was tuned and lowered. She was special.” The childhood spark for his fetish? Knight Rider. (The car, not Hasselhoff.)
Closing out our cavalcade of strange Japanese porn are several video series dedicated to vaguely disgusting body fetishes. All titles are distributed by Cat Panic Entertainment, which specializes in catfight and wrestling videos.
There’s Armpit Master, with close-ups of Japanese girls’ armpits being licked and sniffed. Navel Master, which apparently involves q-tips and lint collection. Toe Master, probably the most normal fetish out of the bunch.
And to top it all off there’s Saliva Master, where Japanese girls spit on themselves and into drinking containers. I don’t even want to think about what they do then. I’m guessing that chewing tobacco is not involved.
Buried in the obscure depths of our video catalog, among the least watched videos of all (even less than the teeth fetish videos!) are a number of bizarre titles with colorful box covers and nonsensical titles, like Plover, Gold Bloom, Coiffeur, and even Who!?
Welcome to the world of shampoo fetish. These videos consist exclusively of Japanese girls getting their hair washed in various settings, with a little wet & messy thrown in. No nudity or sex, just lather. Official site with previews here.
And it’s not just the Japanese. A recent Savage Love column addressed the plight of a hairy, socially-inept man with a shampoo fetish. YouTube has a few dozen shampoo videos, and there’s even a site with hair-related erotic stories.
One must admit, receiving a good shampooing can be quite relaxing. But this gives a whole new meaning to lather, rinse, repeat!
Mature sex is all the rage, and we all enjoy fantasizing about the hot teacher, nurse, female co-worker or the sexy mom next door. But what about the farmer, fish monger, janitor or golf caddy?
Dream Stage presents probably the weirdest occupational sex videos ever released, all featuring mature Japanese women in some decidedly unsexy lines of work. I’ll let you be the judge as to whether these women are attractive or desirable. The mature beautician is kind of hot, in a trashy sort of way. The female construction worker, on the other hand, is not.
Beginning our cavalcade of strange Japanese porn is I Love Teeth, a fetish video series dedicated to good oral hygiene, mastication and a strange obsession with dental work.
Along with the five titles in our library, the producer, Gagon.com has seen fit to produce an additional six volumes to this series. Which means that teeth fetish is popular enough to not only warrant 11 full-length videos, but also numerous portal and fan sites.
There’s been a relative explosion in midget porn over the last few years, with several studios cranking out midget porn videos on a regular basis. But considering the rarity of midgets willing to appear in porn videos, the same few actors appear over and over again. Which, when you think about it, is no different than the glossy superstar porn videos cranked out by big studios like Vivid.
And let’s not forget the little men! Representing the streets are Lil Pimp Hand, the 3′ 11″ 
Beginning our cavalcade of strange Japanese porn is 