Weird, Funny & Bizarre Porn

The video to the left gets our Golden Testicle award for: 1. The old guys high-fiving on the cover and 2. The subject in the middle is a man.

Hot Clits (warning: terrible animated gif wallpaper) is an amateur porn label out of Las Vegas run by and starring polysexual Ted Turner-lookalike Carl Hubay. Along with nailing men that dress like women, Carl fucks a wide variety of male and female swingers.

I’m convinced that this guy will fuck anything, and judging by his output, he has no shortage of partners. (Probably because he publishes his home phone number and address on the back cover of every video, as well as a crude hand-drawn map to his house.)

Even if you’re a red-blooded, 100% straight heterosexual male who wouldn’t be caught dead reading a blog post about anal sex with crossdressing men, your heart will be warmed by Carl’s hardcore plowings of relatively hot female swingers. I’d personally like to see the cutie in Teen Anal Seduction pounded like a rug. Check out Hot Clits’ streaming video titles here.

The somewhat mistitled USA Publications produces overpriced ($49 for a 1 hr. VHS), low-budget videos of amateur catfights filmed in various countries around the world. They claim to be one of the top producers in the catfight niche (”dominating the market,” according to FHM - five years ago!) with over 40 catfight videos in our theater.

If catfighting is your thing, check out these titles in our theater along with over 200 more catfight videos! You can download and own titles such as Real Street Catfights, Russian Catfights, Portugal Catfights and European Catfights for much less than the retail price!

Do ladies over 60 turn you on? Do you think geriatric gumjobs are hot? Are you wondering where can you go to see senior citizens doing the nasty with younger men?

Germany, of course! The Germans are the most prolific producers of granny porn (oma porno), complete with blue hair, babushkas and sagging, wrinkly skin. The Oma series from Horny Heaven features over twenty 90-minute videos (release date: “1/1900″) of hot granny action, even for those of us who don’t get a hard-on at AARP meetings!

While Germany doesn’t have a monopoly on granny porn videos, they certainly do produce some of the most bizarre. And now, your moment of zen: