Weird, Funny & Bizarre Porn

A delightfully cheesy but obscure porn classic, Robot Love Slaves is an early (1971) porn-era flick primarily remembered for being one of buxom blonde Candy Samples‘ first feature films. From the box description:

“A geeky “scientist” revives naked, dead women on slabs in his dirty basement by sticking a vacuum cleaner hose in their mouth. Reanimated but mindless, they obey his every perverted command. Meanwhile his paraplegic (actually faking), white trash wife is having an affair with some other geezer. The scene shifts to the down & dirty diva herself Candy Samples doing a three-way with another guy and gal. Then back to the catatonic hippie chicks and their horny creator who probably thought he should have received the Nobel Prize for his great achievement. “

Replete with cheesy plot, shoestring budget, ugly actors and bad acting, Robot Love Slaves is exactly what you’d expect. From the scratchy black-and-white 35mm print to the funky avant-garde Moog synthesizer soundtrack, this is a bizarre time capsule from the early days of adult cinema. If you’re so inclined to own this film, it can be purchased as a double feature with A Kinky Girl and Her Horse. (I’m not going to touch that one with a ten-foot pole.)

Ange Venus is a Chinese porn star who writes, produces and stars in her own “erotic dramas.” This tall, slender and very flexible model engages in what she calls “yoga sex,” fucking and sucking in a variety of contortionist positions.

Several of the releases from Ange Venus Productions are filmed in the same living room, regardless of plot. And judging by the trailers, you can hear theme music (off-key and badly warbled) sung by the actress herself! Titles include:

• The aptly named Queen Ange and Porno Clown. (”Queen Ange’s General tried his best to make his queen happy… See what surprise he brought to her. One of best Ange Venus’s Erotica Drama Movie.”)
• Ange Venus vs. Devil Mars, an attempt at a sci-fi plot. (”Devil Mars got extremely jealous because Ange enjoying sex on earth with many men. He finally could not bear and wanted to destroy her kingdom”)
• Sex & Sword, where our dexterous heroine wields a sword during intercourse. (”A playboy was suspected to murder Ange’s twin sister, To find the truth, she had to offer him sex and sword.”)

I don’t think I have to tell you that these are badly written, produced and acted. At least the sex is interesting, if you like to see a very flexible Chinese woman in threesomes. You want to see the preview trailers, right? Here you go!