Weird, Funny & Bizarre Porn

Closing out our cavalcade of strange Japanese porn are several video series dedicated to vaguely disgusting body fetishes. All titles are distributed by Cat Panic Entertainment, which specializes in catfight and wrestling videos.

There’s Armpit Master, with close-ups of Japanese girls’ armpits being licked and sniffed. Navel Master, which apparently involves q-tips and lint collection. Toe Master, probably the most normal fetish out of the bunch.

And to top it all off there’s Saliva Master, where Japanese girls spit on themselves and into drinking containers. I don’t even want to think about what they do then. I’m guessing that chewing tobacco is not involved.

Here’s a bizarre and incomprehensible Japanese website for these videos, including a grainy 5 min video compilation. Next post, we’ll head back west and into something less disgusting. Maybe.

Buried in the obscure depths of our video catalog, among the least watched videos of all (even less than the teeth fetish videos!) are a number of bizarre titles with colorful box covers and nonsensical titles, like Plover, Gold Bloom, Coiffeur, and even Who!?

Welcome to the world of shampoo fetish. These videos consist exclusively of Japanese girls getting their hair washed in various settings, with a little wet & messy thrown in. No nudity or sex, just lather. Official site with previews here.

And it’s not just the Japanese. A recent Savage Love column addressed the plight of a hairy, socially-inept man with a shampoo fetish. YouTube has a few dozen shampoo videos, and there’s even a site with hair-related erotic stories.

One must admit, receiving a good shampooing can be quite relaxing. But this gives a whole new meaning to lather, rinse, repeat!

Mature sex is all the rage, and we all enjoy fantasizing about the hot teacher, nurse, female co-worker or the sexy mom next door. But what about the farmer, fish monger, janitor or golf caddy?

Dream Stage presents probably the weirdest occupational sex videos ever released, all featuring mature Japanese women in some decidedly unsexy lines of work. I’ll let you be the judge as to whether these women are attractive or desirable. The mature beautician is kind of hot, in a trashy sort of way. The female construction worker, on the other hand, is not.