Bad Celebrity Sex Tapes
We’ve all heard of Pam & Tommy, Paris & Rick, and some of you might even remember Tonya & Jeff. Celebrity sex tapes have brought money and notoriety to stars whose homemade sexcapades have leaked out to the public, despite any initial objections they may have had.
But a few B-list celebrities have created and released sex tapes in hopes of boosting their flagging careers or cashing in on the celebrity sex tape craze. Here are a few of the most notorious examples. Click on the box art to view the movie in our PPV porn theater.
The Tom Sizemore Sex Scandal
Bonafide celebrity train wreck and VH1 reality show star Tom Sizemore (Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down) stars in this collection of home movies released by Vivid in 2005. Between screwing prostitutes and struggling to get a hard-on, Tom bitches about his legal problems, rants against the LAPD and acts high and stupid in general. Something Awful has a complete synopsis of the video.
Screeched
Dustin Diamond, best known for his role as “Screech” on the 90s teen sitcom Saved by the Bell, stars in this recently released sex tape with his soon-to-be girlfriend and another woman. Reportedly staged, the video is replete with Diamond’s inane dialogue and ends with him giving a “Dirty Sanchez” to one of the girls. It’s assumed that Diamond is trying to shake off his child star dweeb image with this video, but instead ends up as one of the lamest attempts to capitalize on the celebrity sex tape craze.
One Night in China
Former WWE female wrestler Chyna (Joanie Laurer) and her boyfriend Sean “X-Pac” Waltman star in another purportedly staged home video filmed during a trip to China and released shortly after the Paris Hilton sex tape. Most of the video is tourist footage of Waltman acting like a stoned jackass in the presence of a government sponsored tour guide (”Chairman Mao — GAKOW!”). One Night in China is notorious for shots of Chyna’s enormous clitoris and acne-ridden ass. Something Awful offers a review with pictorial evidence.
