Dragons (and people) having sex with cars
4chan’s Rule 34 states that for anything you can think of, there is likely some type of porn for it. Dragons having sex with cars takes that idea to a absurd extreme. This meme, currently one of the top posts on Digg, consists of several paintings of dragons having sex with car tailpipes, or flooding vehicles with gallons of dragon semen.
Apparently the pleasures of a hot metal exhaust pipe is not just limited to fictional fantasy creatures. An ancient text file, “Dekhyr Dragon’s Guide to Sex with Cars,” details how one can achieve sexual gratification with a car’s tailpipe (without seriously injuring oneself). Did you know you don’t need to worry about giving a car an STD? “If you do not use a condom and you come inside the car, ten or fifteen minutes of driving will kill off anything inside.”
A notorious article from The Sun tells the story of Chris, a car mechanic and his liaisons with over 20 different automobiles, such as “Lydia, a BMW 735i that was tuned and lowered. She was special.” The childhood spark for his fetish? Knight Rider. (The car, not Hasselhoff.)