Looking at Cartoon Porn So You Don’t Have To
Welcome to Weird, Funny & Bizarre Porn, a new blog dedicated to strange, unusual and humorous porn niches, fetishes and videos. Our first entry deals with a vaguely disturbing but nonetheless hilarious sub-genre of illustrated smut — bawdy toons of copyrighted television cartoon characters in sexual situations.
While researching keywords for this domain, the Google keyword tool associated words like “bizarre,” “weird,” “funny,” and “porn” with various search phrases for cartoon porn. The most popular are Disney characters (not surprisingly), The Simpsons, and Family Guy. Other popular searches include various Cartoon Network characters, Futurama, The Jetsons (still popular after all these years), Kim Possible, Pokemon and Star Wars.
We’re all aware of anime/hentai and the legendary perversity of Japanese pop culture. And prior to the internet age, there were tijuana bibles and underground comics that frequently used popular cartoon characters. But the sheer variety of sexual situations and popular characters in contemporary cartoon porn is mind boggling. Incest and trans-species sex are common themes. So are homosexual encounters between characters that you would never imagine.
It extends far beyond the most obvious targets — the Scooby Doo gang rockin’ the Mystery Machine, Lois Griffin in a threesome with Quagmire and Cleveland, or the buxom Jessica Rabbit in the nude. There probably isn’t any character you could think of that hasn’t been illustrated in a sexual situation, save for preschool toons such as Dora the Explorer or the Teletubbies. Even poor Lilo and Stitch have been degraded by some pervert’s pen.
Not surprisingly, there are numerous commercial sites dedicated to this niche, apparently beyond the legal reach of American copyright holders. Cartoon Valley and Drawn Sex appear to be two of the biggest — check out the Drawn Sex tour for a laugh. I should warn you; if you have cherished childhood memories of your favorite cartoon characters, you probably shouldn’t proceed any further.