Robot Love Slaves, starring Candy Samples
A delightfully cheesy but obscure porn classic, Robot Love Slaves is an early (1971) porn-era flick primarily remembered for being one of buxom blonde Candy Samples‘ first feature films. From the box description:
“A geeky “scientist” revives naked, dead women on slabs in his dirty basement by sticking a vacuum cleaner hose in their mouth. Reanimated but mindless, they obey his every perverted command. Meanwhile his paraplegic (actually faking), white trash wife is having an affair with some other geezer. The scene shifts to the down & dirty diva herself Candy Samples doing a three-way with another guy and gal. Then back to the catatonic hippie chicks and their horny creator who probably thought he should have received the Nobel Prize for his great achievement. “
Replete with cheesy plot, shoestring budget, ugly actors and bad acting, Robot Love Slaves is exactly what you’d expect. From the scratchy black-and-white 35mm print to the funky avant-garde Moog synthesizer soundtrack, this is a bizarre time capsule from the early days of adult cinema. If you’re so inclined to own this film, it can be purchased as a double feature with A Kinky Girl and Her Horse. (I’m not going to touch that one with a ten-foot pole.)